It’s like a sequoia
Tall – wide – wide and tall
It’s like a amphicoelia
The largest of the age-old large
It’s quite like a titanoboa
Like the relative but so much bigger
It’s quite like jackfruit
Bumpy – rough – smelly
It’s something like a argentavis
Rat-eater – Rat-eater – Rat-eater
It’s something like paradise cave
With it’s big ‘ole chamber
It’s almost exactly like the rafflesia
Is that rotting flesh?
It’s almost exactly like the Irish elk
Can’t move through dense branches
It’s pretty much like the armillaria ostoyae
Mostly hidden underground
It’s pretty much like the merostomes
With the bod of an arthropod
It’s truly like the great barrier reef
Made by the living – on and on
It’s truly like the giant short-faced bear
Gigantic carnivore
It’s sure like a gigantopithecus
No conclusions – rare remains
It’s sure like a quetzalcoatl
Fly fly away, big bird
It’s proudly like a blue whale
A sheer joy to see
It’s proudly like a sarcosuchus
Oh, it’s big