It’s like a sequoia

Tall – wide – wide and tall

It’s like a amphicoelia

The largest of the age-old large

It’s quite like a titanoboa

Like the relative but so much bigger

It’s quite like jackfruit

Bumpy – rough – smelly

It’s something like a argentavis

Rat-eater – Rat-eater – Rat-eater

It’s something like paradise cave

With it’s big ‘ole chamber

It’s almost exactly like the rafflesia

Is that rotting flesh?

It’s almost exactly like the Irish elk

Can’t move through dense branches

It’s pretty much like the armillaria ostoyae

Mostly hidden underground

It’s pretty much like the merostomes

With the bod of an arthropod

It’s truly like the great barrier reef

Made by the living – on and on

It’s truly like the giant short-faced bear

Gigantic carnivore

It’s sure like a gigantopithecus

No conclusions – rare remains

It’s sure like a quetzalcoatl

Fly fly away, big bird

It’s proudly like a blue whale

A sheer joy to see

It’s proudly like a sarcosuchus

Oh, it’s big