You potted plant

You came up against ivy

Growing up the wall

Throughout every trellis

And you felt the highlight

Of every single insecurity

And so you seized the moment

To ridicule and spit teach

And you felt brave

Cause you had an audience

But tickle tee hee

You potted plant

The crowd sees you

You have no roots

You have no growth

You have no spread

You have no gumption

Though you have been given

All the sun

All the water

All the care you could ever need

You are quite content

To be a potted plant

Doomed to die

Wither and die

Sad

And on top of it all

You’re mean