That second hand
Who keeps it spinning
Is he a cheetah or a sloth
A beam of light or a slug
When I was younger
He and I agreed
But now he’s out to get me
He’s not in a hurry at all
And so I wait and wait and wait
I’m angry with this guy
And he must know it
Or else he’s taking his break now
And has divorced himself
From caring at all about it