When the bottom line
Shows years of
Skillful accounting skulduggery
Stand on a chair

When the comma of it all
Serves as a fork
Announcing a million tributaries
Stand on a chair and woo

When the windowed mind
Always plays the hits
Of every summer ladylove
Stand on a chair and woo and raise a glass

When the brief-cased version
Of vizard after vizard
Twinkles loud and clandestined
Stand on a chair and woo and raise a glass and bow