Find your fight
Drag your knuckles
On the ground
Pick your nose
And scrape your teeth
And grimace on

Fight your fight
Til you careen
Off the bank
Chew your nails
And call the races
Funny lookin’

You’re just a man
With a simple bone
And half a mind
A garden gnome

Flight your fight
Ditch the woman
She left you
Growl her name
And cry out senseless
Cause you’re alone

Fright your fight
With the air
Cuss babble
Spit your chew
Curse deliverance
And drink your due

You’re just a man
With a simple bone
And half a mind
A garden gnome