He asked me to be his best friend

Said, “I’m sure you are never asked that.”

And he’s wrong

Cause I see from three generations

Of please please please Friend me

And it’s amazing

How much ick

Would be fixed

If the preacher in town

Could be the city clown

Just settle down

And dance and dance

To everyone’s door

Until no one felt lonely anymore

So I said

“It happens more often than you think.”

So he paused, thought and said

“But I really mean it”