A bag of solid lies

Blond doesn’t matter

Because the cartoon is loved

More than the actual prize

And scrub scrub scrub

The dirt from the tale

But she’ll see it all her days

Cause her God won’t be known long

Only bit by bit by bit

And He will be awesome

And it will be like never before

Cause she’s been in the classroom

Since two centuries before she was born

And she’ll finally understand

All the fuss with God

That rag mop doll

She has barely got a number