A bag of solid lies
Blond doesn’t matter
Because the cartoon is loved
More than the actual prize
And scrub scrub scrub
The dirt from the tale
But she’ll see it all her days
Cause her God won’t be known long
Only bit by bit by bit
And He will be awesome
And it will be like never before
Cause she’s been in the classroom
Since two centuries before she was born
And she’ll finally understand
All the fuss with God
That rag mop doll
She has barely got a number